The 28th April... so many things happened that day. A woman experienced the best moment of her life, speaking to her idol on a planned visit. She was ecstatic, rushing through her opinions, and he mumbled replies, hiding his real thoughts behind a false grin. As she started towards her home, filled with happiness, the last thing she imagined was that her idol was sitting in his limosine, calling her 'biggoted', unaware that his mischevous microphone-you don't have to be breathing to turn against Gordon-was sending out radio signals to a nearby hoard of journalists.
The journalists, thrilled to have some meaty gossip to get their claws into, caught Labour supporter Mrs Duffy, who was bumbling home. When asked if she was going to vote for Labour, she enthusiastically replied,'Oh yes!' When the journalists informed her of Gordon's words, her face fell like lava from an erupting volcano. Once Gordon and his campaign leader realized what had happened, his campaign leader forced him to go and apologize to Mrs Duffy, who was sitting at home, shell shocked. So Gordon prepared himself for the big, fake apology in a pathetic attempt to regain Labour's dignity. But his 45 minutes were ill spent, as Mrs Duffy later told the journalists, 'I'm not voting for anyone.' Well done, Gordon! Our ever useless Prime Minister's face fell as he realized that he had probably lost England's biggest Labour supporters, thanks to his lack of diplomacy.
Apologies to all Labour fans, please feel free to comment, but no swearing as I will class it as abuse and report it.
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