The three Politicians...

In case you haven't been glued to the television or radio over the past week or so, or read any of the papers, this blog should bring you up to date with all the latest political gossip. Even those of you who have slipped on your political anoraks may have an interest in this extremely opinionated version of the battle for 10 Downing Street. After Gordon's lack of diplomacy and pure idiocy over the Mrs Duffy incident, Labour Cabinet ministers have proved how fickle and pathetically desperate they are for power. With David Miliband, Ed Balls and Harriet Harman scheming to boot Gordon out of no. 10 and wondering how to turn around their 278 seats, they have demonstrated that power is pivotel in their selfish minds. Meanwhile, David Cameron is getting plenty of opportunities to show off his silver Jaguar and pregnant wife Sam whilst basking in the glory of his 306 seats. Nick Clegg is still trying to dispose of the embarresment that him batting his eyelashes and delivering charasmatic speeches has only earned him a disappointing 56 seats. Still, the recent turn of events has placed the smug smile back on his face, as his plan for a voting referendum and a coalition government with success story (and rather gullible) Cameron both seem to have worked perfectly. The election did not turn out how he would have liked, as it was Cameron who strolled down Downing Street and threw himself into a dramatic speech outside the well known black door.As if enough hasn't gone wrong for Labour, what with Gormless Gordon's resignation, old failure Tony Blair is back on the scene! The newspapers caught pictures of him last Wednesday afternoon, bringing dark clouds over Westminster. Could this be the reason Nick got his immigration figures mixed up, and insisted that Eu immigrants made up 80% of the figures, instead of the well understood 40%? Or maybe the fact that Cameron admitted he called him a joke hurt his feelings? There's only one definite thing I can say: Election 2010 has been a mess. Let's hope they get 2015 right.